Things I Learned at the Fair.

1. The Ferris Wheel never gets old as a "symbol" of the Fair.

2. I like being able to see cows. I hate seeing them caged up.

3. This is a good family event.

4. Puppies and kids are attracted to one another.

5. Closer you are to the wrestlers, funnier it is.

6. Exhilaration can be bought temporarily for $6.